First, I should never watch “The Muppets” and go directly to bed. My dream of my life with the muppets last night was awesome. I’ll spare you the bulk of the lunacy but, I finally kill Mrs. Piggy. She messed with Kermit for the last time. I got away with the murder only with the help of Uncle deadly, you know the blue, reptilian-looking creature, also known as “the Phantom of the Muppet Show”and current costume guy and assistant to Mrs Piggy.
Always my favorite muppet and now we were partners in crime (Insert Maniacal laugh). We dumped the pig at a local Smithfield farm. In my dream, Uncle deadly wanted to cook and serve up a pork feast to all the muppets. I remember thinking how messed up that was and suggested Smithfield processing. Well that’s not the crazy part….Uncle Deadly and I run away together. I fall madly in love with the evil muppet. Fast forward to a beach, like the one in movie “Cocktail” with Tom Cruise. He’s slinging drinks behind a beach bar and I’m really sexy, sipping on a fruity drink with a big floppy hat.
Today may be a little crazy…
This is so perfect. Well done!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I enjoyed the story. I like the muppets and to think I could star with them is a great idea. Their recent Christmas add brought them to the fore again so … it must be time …
LikeLiked by 1 person
Really good read. Thanks for visiting my site by the way.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very funny! I so love the universe of dreams. It’s like passing GO and collecting $200.00.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reading this, I feel sorry, I’ve never seen any of these series. Anyway, great post!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I like these muppets. They look nice and evil
LikeLiked by 1 person
And all I can think about is Beaker (my personal favorite) witnessing the whole murder go down
and now being interrogated by the homicide detectives.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol beaker! Yes he was in the dream….I said I’d spare my readers the lunacy. I seriously have the most fucked up dreams. I should write them down more
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is brilliant. Thank you for killing Miss Piggy
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are welcome, it was funny dumping the body, lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
I never knew Uncle Deadly was his name. Weird. I’ve always been an Animal fan we have the same personality. lol I rarely remember my dreams anymore but when I do they are vivid and either strange or sad. I never liked Miss Piggy, she did nothing to help the stereotype of the obese with her rudeness. HaHa Now I’m just amusing myself. Thanks for a much needed laugh.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks for sharing this dream, I literally LOL’ed reading it! I had completely forgotten about the existence of Uncle Deadly!
One question though; how long have you been trying to kill Miss Piggy for? 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ever since I saw the YouTube of Kermit singing Johnny Cash’s song hurt 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person